E whakapono ana a Blondie ki a Santa Claus - ma wai e mau mai he haki mo te $100 mo te renitia? A ki te mihi ki a ia, ka taea e koe te whakaaro, ko tana hiahia kia rite ki te uwha o te Tau Hou! Mena ko au ia, kare rawa au e kii kao - me aku moni hoki. Na ka mahi ia i tona waha mo te moni katoa! A he kore utu te kai reka ki te arero!
Ko te Whare, engari, he tino pai, kaore e pai ki te whakaatea i roto i taua whare. Ki te pono - ki taku whakaaro he tino hiako te wahine, engari he tino pai tana kare i roto i te nono! Mo tenei, ka taea e koe te manawanui ki tana tino kikokore. A ko tenei roopu ka tino huri ki te taatai me te tata ki tetahi wahine!
Ae, he nui te tangata, i whakaatu tona kaha! He tino pai te kotiro, e kitea ana ehara i te mea he pai ki a ia ki te tuku pupuhi, engari ko tana hiahia.